hey everyone,
good luck for Midyears kays!
MUG MUG MUG.
Lets jiayous and MUG MORE!:D
jiayou,
we can do it!
okay,i sound so spastic,
shall stop.
BYEBYE:D
btw,to reliever stress,shall post some jokes:
Once apon a time (Approximately, 30 years ago) there was a Hipster who had just gotten stoned. He got on a bus and sat at the back where there was a Nun reading the Bible. Being stoned, he asked, “Hey. Wanna hook up and score?”
The Nun simply replied, “No no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred.” Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his stop and is about to leave when the bus driver stops him.
“Dude, if you really want to hook up with her, you should go down to the Church every Sunday. She is a Christian and a dedicated one too. She literally LOVES Jesus!”
This gave him an idea
He dressed up as Jesus and walked into the Church on Sunday. Sure enough, he saw the Nun praying. He walked up to her, held out his arms and said, “Behold. I am the mighty Jesus Christ. Lets score.” She was overjoyed
After it was over he ripped off the Costume and screamed, “Hah! I’m really the Hippie!.”
The Nun simply replied,” And I’m really the Bus Driver.”
All of a sudden this doesnt look funny,but watever.
One day a Italian guy and a rich guy decide to go skydiving. the Italian guys jumps and opens the shot but when the rich guy jumps his doesn’t open. The Italian guy gaps the rich man and he says…” thank you so much for saving me i am going to give you a million dollars.” the Italian man replies ” OH MAMA MIA!!!” and opens his arms and drops the man.
MORE CRAP:
one day there was this kid and he hers his parents fighting his dad calls his mom a bitch and his mom called his dad a bastard. so he goes up to his mom and says “mom whats a bastard.” she said “its a nice way to call man. then he goes to his dad and says ” dad whats a bitch.” he says “its a nice way to call a lady.” so then he hears his neighbors fighting and heard dick and vagina. so he goes to his dad and says “dad whats a dick.” his dad says “its a hat.” then he goes to mom and asks “mom whats a vagina” she says ” its a coat. then his mom is making dinner and she cuts herself cutting the turkey and she says fuck so he ask his mom what fuck meant and she said its what you do to the turkey. then his dad is shaving and he says shit so he asks his dad what shit means and his father says its a type of shaving cream. so finally two friends come over and he says “hello bitches and bastards may i take your dick and vagina because my moms fucking the turkey and my dads shaving the shit off his face.”
byebyes(:
by whoever sits beside the one who laughs like no end.